the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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