i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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