Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
