No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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