my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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