haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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