So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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