We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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