pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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