Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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