I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
