Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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