super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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