Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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