I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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