Non-Jews are for practice
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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