Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
we made out on top of his cat.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
