I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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