lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
