someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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