question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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