All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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