You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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