I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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