what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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