so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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