i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
someone threw a dead crab at me
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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