your parents love me but you hate me
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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