I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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