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say what?
wanna hang out?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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