how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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