Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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