i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
only you would photoshop your dick
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
