he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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