super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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