Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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