i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
