I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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