Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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