Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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