I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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