Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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