He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Please, let me fuck your mom
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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