do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Vodka?
Forever.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
The ass gains better be worth it
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