dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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