You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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