just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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