I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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