my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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