do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
