come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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