soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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