I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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