If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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