this just has baby written all over it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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