This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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