Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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