Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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