so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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